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Location: California
Job: MindChambers Bitch
I take it to the face
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I saw a skit once where it was a fake commercial for a book full of abbreviations! Oh well, I love Saterday Night Live so I loved this. Loved the bunny.
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who waste their lives away. Don't be emo! Any little guy inside your daddy could have replaced you and have done better with the blessed greatness of being born. Only one a trillion little guys get to make it, don't screw yourself up.
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Don't submit these kinds of things to newgrounds. You are obviously doing this for the money. You get paid, you are a professional. The great thing about newgrounds is that it gives non professionals a chance to showcase their stuff. We do it for fun, not for the money. You're just going to get all the rewards and prizes when other people who don't get paid could have.
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Just update your other version. This is an insult, you shouldn't get two submissions pass when it's the same thing with slight adjustments.
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I don't know quite what to say. Some of the stuff didn't work on my Flash MX 2004 Pro, is that the same version you have? The zoom didn't work, and that was something that I was looking for earlier and couldn't find. I havn't tested most of the other stuff yet. You should be able to skip to what part you want to go to. You should also explain your variables more.
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And to the guy before me, it's Tom Hanks, not Ben Affleck, dumbass.
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This has to be unbeatable. Every single time I play it, I die at the same part. I get to the beer land, jump a few huts and stuff, then there's a part where a gunner and a hut are right together so it's impossible to survive!!! I've died at the same place at least ten times. Great game though. The only thing I can suggest is to fix that shaft over hut thing, and make a death animation when you get hit. Otherwise, this is my third favorite game on newgrounds!
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You have some of the greatest talent I've ever seen. How the hell did you manage to actually script every graphic and all of the controls and everything without a single drawing? You are seriously awesome at scripting. Keep up the good work.
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Ummm... it's not that hard. It only took two days to make, and I wasn't working on it half the time. I've seen people make Tetris out of pure script, and only 1 KB in size. Now THAT's what I call scary.
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I started out like you too. I had basic knowledge so obviously, I started with the simplest type of game, a first person shooter. Some things that would've made it better, work more on the graphics, more levels, more sounds, copy and paste the following code into a movie clip Mouse.hide() now make a second frame for that movie clip and have it say gotoandPlay(1) now put that on the main timeline. Mouse.hide() obviously hides the mouse. Something that I made up (I'm not sure if anyone else thought of it too) is this. i get really frustrated when I'm playing a first person shooter and I accidentaly right click or change the quality because there isn't a quality changer and then the mouse isn't hidden anymore. But because the gotoAndPlay(1), it loops the sequence of hiding the mouse. Can't wait to see more from you. Good luck.
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America is corrupted by the two party system. Parties just constantly bash the other and when an election comes, rarely does a member of one party vote for a candidate of the other party. For Bush, I see these factors: he hates gays (why does anybody? it's just another heartless attempt to take out anger on a group of people. Just like when people hate Jews, or African-Americans), hates the enviroment, not very bright. And lots of other stuff. Kerry does have his flaws and is not the best pick for president (Gore could've been the best, the only thing people could find wrong with him was that he was boring, lol), but I feel anyone is better than Bush. When he came into office, we were in surplus. Now, we are in over 7 trillion dollar debt! This didn't pick at his flaws, just made up junk that never happened, so what's the point? I can appreciate a good flash even if it's pro bush, anti kerry, but only if it's well made, has smart points, and other stuff. This was none of those things. Oh well. Good luck on all future flashes.
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