FrostedMuffins's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Might of Jann Lee]

Wow, this went completely unnoticed

Should have told me this got out! Damn, I'm suprised more people didn't like it. I cracked up like crazy the first time I played it. I was looking accross the board to see what I would give each rating, thinking that there had to be something that wasn't to its fullest. Graphics - awesome, perfect 10 there. Style - doesn't get any crazier then that! sound - kick ass music selection and hillarious voices, violence - kicking ass with a crazy asian guy, now that's living the life, interactivity - you can move, that's enough for me, humor - I actually laughed, I almost never do that with games.
Well, everything actually deserved a 10, maybe not overall of course, afterall, it is just a mini game. But hell, that kicked ass. Good job....
I'm just rambling on, I feel tired, very, very, very tired. Talk to you later.

[Magnetism 2]

Sweathshirt please

I want a Magnetism sweatshirt please.
Well, you've outdone yourself as usual.... stop being such a smartass, it's making the rest of us look bad :P
So ya, make a sweatshirt or I'll find where you live and rape you

[Escape from Zombie Town 2]

Here's some helpful code for you:

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
xplace= Math.round(_x);
if (xplace<10) {
xplace = '00'+xplace;
} else if (xplace<100) {
xplace = '0'+xplace
}
numberposition = Math.round(_y)+''+xplace;
if (getDepth() != int(numberposition)) {
swapDepths(int(numberposition));
}
}

put that on every movie clip, it will get their position and swap their depths accordingly. Thus if a character is in front of another, he will then become "on top" of the other, instead of it looking weird. Add sound, maybe it's just me, but I didn't hear any. Eh... just work a lot, you'll improve as time goes on. Don't give up.

[Inglor's Pants]

I'm going to donate Inglor some pants

Great game, very basic and yet highly addictive and fun. Where have you been? You never sign on anymore. So yes, next time I get sponsered, I'll tell Inglor to buy some pants and take it off my tab.

[3D flash demo]

Ok, I've got one for ya

Glaiel_Gamer created a 3D flash engine, and his rocks! I might have though differently of this if I had never seen Glaiel's. Too bad. So, ya, it didn't seem too 3Dish, I'd be right over the sticks and yet they'd still look far away, then I'd take a step and they'd disappear. This also shouldn't have been submitted. Get the finished version out and that's all you should submit. If you just have an engine, post it in the BBS or something.

joearchy responds:

but im trying to create an engine that allows you to look around your environment not just in one perspective

[Project: Monochrome]

Anyone who doesn't give this game straight 10's is

on crack. There is sooo much to do and it is a blast to play. There are so many weapons, and enemies and levels. The gameplay is addicting and doesn't get tiresome even after hours of gameplay. Why the hell this doesn't have a score well over 4 is beyond me. So much effort went in to this and Glaiel, it finally has paid off. I hope you stick to doing more game like this, rather than quick games that take a few days to make. Yeah it takes forever, but it feels a lot more accomplishing when you're done. I really love this game, keep it up!

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

When it was under judgment easy and hard modes didn''t work, and people votes lower, but I fixed that now, and it's score continues to rise. But hey, I have a whole nother day for it's score to rise for a portal award.

[Potato Man Dressup v.3]

Getting old....

Dress-ups are not fun and they seem to be what everyone wants to make. It's just a bunch of still pictures being put over eachother, not that great. And did you actually make fun of someone who complimented you in the review before mine? If you are going to update an already bad game, at least spend a while on it, I remember just seeing version 2 about a week ago. Do something new.

SpinningCubeClock responds:

bite me, you suck!

[Flash MX tutorial]

You disrespecting jerk

This first part of my rant is about Arne the Retarded Moron. You stupid jerk, it's hard enough that people have mental disabilities and go through hell just to live out a day, but no, their lives have to be made harder by stupid, ignorant people like you. You must have no life and no morals at all. How dare you.
Now about this "tutorial". Isn't a tutorial supposed to help you understand how things work so you can do it for yourself? Apparently not judging by this tutorial. You didn't teach a single bit of code, you just laid out a block of code and said what it did. I doubt that you understand what any of it meant. You have to explain what each line does, otherwise, people don't learn anything at all. You probrably just copied those codes out from other tutorials (there are tons of tutorials that actually teach these same codes).
I hope you mature.

Newpurple responds:

there most be something seriously wrong with you if you think i made Arne the retarded moron just to screw with people with mental disabilities. You could even say he's just stupid and not retarded.
i never ment any harm!
And the tutorial: 96% of the people who needs help just wants the code. it's just annoying to read. all they wanna do is copy the script to there flash and go on. And if you want to know what everything means, you got tutorials on Flash MX that explains it. and as i said, IT WAS MY FIRST TUTORIAL MADE!!!!!
i know i should rename my tutorial to "copy script" or something.

[Reventure]

We're in the same boat!

A tip, please take into consideration. Both you and I make games at a young age. In both of our games, we play people older than ourselves, therefor, it sounds weird when we do the voice acting. All you have to do is post a topic asking for voice actors in the forums and tons of people will be willing to do it. Another thing is something that people tell me all the time, get someone else to do the art. Your programming is awesome for someone your age, but your art is not the same way. Again, many people will be willing to do the art for you, it saves you time, and it gives you a higher score! Good luck on all your future games!

[The Greatest Tutorial]

What is it that almost every tutorial on NG...

is the persons only submission. It just shows that they can't make a good flash themselves. The stuff here was all easy stuff and doesn't take much talent to say how to make them either. Make a flash, make it good, and if it is something that people really like, then make a tutorial on the things you did to make it. People here seem like they are only making tutorials so that they can have a passed submission, everyone rates them high because, well... I don't know why everyone rates them high. Teach something new, difficult, and in an explanitory way, until then, don't make another tutorial.

carsonauto responds:

Ok, this tutorial is for n00bs to help them get the basics of flash, and to get better. And in MY tutorial, the subjects I used are hard to find in ANY tutorial. Besides, I dont care if you make the greatest flashes, and if this is no good to you, I didnt make this flash for people like you. I made it fore n00bs, to a little more experienced people.